*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
Use this to combat pro-life “statistics” (aka, statistics pulled out of a random donkey’s hiney).
Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.
please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
damn thats powerful
one of my favorite posts here
this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand
there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon
I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH
Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.
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